A hilarious crime romp where misguided loyalties, thwarted love, and unbelievable gullibility collide at the Melrose Rugby Sevens.
A series of bizarre mishaps in a plot full of incident, humour and Scottish salmon. Oh no it isn’t! OH YES IT IS!
Cue more chaos as a parade of the feckless, hopeless and clueless chase their own dreams, unaware that each is trampling the plans of the others underfoot.