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    BECAUSE SOMETIMES, TWELVE GOOD MEN JUST ISN'T ENOUGH.

    A hilarious crime romp where misguided loyalties, thwarted love, and unbelievable gullibility collide at the Melrose Rugby Sevens.

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    ECOLOGY SABOTAGE THEFT PANTO

    A series of bizarre mishaps in a plot full of incident, humour and Scottish salmon. Oh no it isn’t! OH YES IT IS!

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    FAITH, FASHION, FOOTBALL... AND A USELESS HITMAN

    Cue more chaos as a parade of the feckless, hopeless and clueless chase their own dreams, unaware that each is trampling the plans of the others underfoot.

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