MY BOOKS


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WHERE SEAGULLS DARE

Ecology. Sabotage. Theft. Panto.

 

What’s the connection between a scheming Russian oligarch and his bungling henchmen, an ardent eco-protester and a faded Hollywood bombshell? And why are they leaving crime scenes all over Scotland – from Largs to Orkney, Stornoway to the Borders?

And what has any of this got to do with Cullen? He just wants to be bloody left alone.

It’s a series of bizarre mishaps in a plot full of incident, humour and Scottish salmon.

Oh no it isn’t! OH YES IT IS!
 
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A FISTFUL OF COLLARS

Faith, fashion… and a useless hitman.

 

A deluded fashion designer out for revenge, a professional footballer on the edge of his sanity, an IT dweeb who wants to be a hitman, and a Scottish minister on a charity cycle ride. Why are they all interested in a gentle supermodel with a rather expensive cat? And what is Cullen doing with a very angry badger?

The chaos never lets up as a parade of the feckless, hopeless and clueless chase their own dreams, unaware that each is trampling the plans of the others underfoot.

For Cullen, none of this is exactly a matter of life and death. It’s much more important than that.
 
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THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE RUGBY

Getting to the truth. By trial… and eror error.

 
Cullen is on jury duty, and the sleepy town of Melrose is experiencing a rare crime wave: the famous Rugby Sevens trophy is stolen, a dead body is unearthed, there is a spate of petty arson, and someone drives a van into Gloria’s front room.

Why? And what is her husband doing every night up on Eildon hill?

In this hilarious crime romp, thwarted love, misguided loyalties and unbelievable gullibility reach crisis point on the one day in the year when the world pays a visit to Melrose.

At the final whistle, Cullen will ensure that justice is done. Because sometimes, twelve good men just isn’t enough.

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