BASE COWBOYS

The very first Cullen trilogy featuring three hilarious novellas:

DIRTY BARRY – The first casualty of adultery is … the tooth!

Barry Sullivan is a sordid dentist who resorts to blackmail to keep his string of married women compliant. 
But now Cullen has toothache – and a very different interpretation of the dental code of practice.

BRONCHIAL BILLY – Meet Billy… the fastest gun in a vest.

Billy is a geriatric slum landlord desperate to win first prize in a Country & Western gunfighting competition. But his trigger-happy birthday celebrations unwisely provoke Cullen, and now Billy must pay. Will he meet his High Noon at the Grand Ole Opry or will he go out with a bang? Whatever happens, there’s sure to be fireworks.

PALE ALE RIDER – There’s trouble brewing…

Tyler is a teenage tearaway with the eyes of a serial killer. But when he decides to rob Big Paul’s local, The Lamb & Flag, he gets more than he bargained for. 
Will Tyler lose his bottle and hop it, or end up getting smashed? Because Cullen thinks he’s seen dead eyes like those somewhere before, and now he has a plan: he’s not bitter, he’s just a little twisted.

What book bloggers have to say:

"Would I recommend these books? Absolutely, they are a joy to read.  I hope new readers choose this series and encounter these wonderful characters in equally wonderful situations for themselves!"
"Had me roaring with laughter, written by a man with an uncanny ear for dialogue. A fast and furious romp through lives of ne’er do wells and shenanigans aplenty, it is absolutely what it says on the tin."
I love the humour and it made me laugh out loud at times…. “I’ve slept with a Brazilian!” Tyler boasted. “OMFG!” Tracey shrieked in horror. “How many is a brazillion?”
"Has its fill of laugh out loud moments. Mark has written well rounded characters, and a cracking read to boot. Some people who are easily offended might not enjoy the humour but I loved it!"
"I loved them. Cullen is a mysterious enigma who I want to know more about and Big Paul is adorable. The writing is very fluid, very descriptive, full of metaphors and very funny. And the characterisation is brilliant."
"I thoroughly enjoyed reading ‘Base Cowboys’ and I will definitely be recommending it to other readers. The score on the Ginger Book Geek board is a very well deserved 5* out of 5."
"Base Cowboys is a fantastic read, it had me laughing and totally gripped from start to finish. It’s one of those books you’d happily keep on reading and I was quite sad to see it finish."
"I have always loved novellas and this little group are the perfect addition to any reading pile, if you are looking for a quick but fun read."
Each story within this book is fun, quirky and humour filled. Each works well and to be honest I don’t think I could pick a favourite.
Pure entertainment, drama and laughs!