A deluded fashion designer out for revenge, a professional footballer on the edge of his sanity, an IT dweeb who wants to be a hitman, and a Scottish minister on a charity cycle ride. Why are they all interested in a gentle supermodel with a rather expensive cat? And what is Cullen doing with a very angry badger?
The chaos never lets up as a parade of the feckless, hopeless and clueless chase their own dreams, unaware that each is trampling the plans of the others underfoot.
For Cullen, none of this is exactly a matter of life and death. It’s much more important than that.
***** Amazon.com “Right! Hands up anyone who would like to hear a story which, in subtle/hidden humour, surrounds the fashion industry and contains two damsels in distress, a dope-crazy husband, two amateur villains, a novice priest and a (peeved) hero drifter and sidekick. All those with their hands up, put them down, reach into your wallet/purse and buy this book.”
***** Amazon.co.uk “Brilliant. Even better than his first book, loved every minute.”
***** Amazon.co.uk “A marvellous mix of colourful characters, mad escapades and some hysterical comedy moments as the disparate worlds of fashion, football and the church entwine in a rollicking tale.”
***** Amazon.co.uk “Really enjoyed this book. Couldn’t put it down. Would recommend.”
***** Goodreads.com “Another very funny book that made me laugh out loud on more than one occasion.”
**** Goodreads.com “A well woven tale which romps through a world I know nothing about, in this case fashion and textiles, entertaining boldly and educating by stealth. A fun read for the days when you just don’t want to take life too seriously.”
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